Friday, September 17, 2010

ten on one... one on ten!

Blogging has been pretty unexpected now... I mean.. I never knew that the blogs lend you the chance to be tagged. Anyways, this has been interesting. Nipun... thanks for tagging me. Though I have tried hard to keep myself in my normal reactions... but rest up to the readers...

10 How's:

1. How did you get one of your scars? –It was in the parlour last year. I was getting my eye browse set.. and yes.... somehow the string got entangled with my skin.. leaving a scar little smaller than that of harry...(now guys... don't go for searching the same in my profile pics..hahahaah)
2.  How did you celebrate your last birthday? -SHANTIMAY.... by god's grace it was a sunday... so... only a few messages plus calls..
3.  How are you feeling at this moment? - HOT...(bukhaar main aisi hi feeling aati hai...!)
4.  How did your night go last night?- dark...starful... winds blowing...dogs barking... night jaisi night thi yaar...
5. How did you do in high school? -Pretty well... I studied- did you go to flirt..??
6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing? -Thanks to the indian economy...they introduced the concept of 'buying and selling'- The shopkeeper sold it and I obviously paid for it..!
7. How often do you see your best friend(s)? -Do I have Best friends???? Must not lie... but I do not believe in differentiation..or discrimination... so all friends... no best friends..!
8. How much money did you spend last month? - As much as Pa gave me..(ya.. in this context... i am Pa's girl..)
9. How old do you want to be when you get married?-Why??? Who's proposing me??
10. How old will you be at your next birthday? -present age +1
Nine what’s:
1. Your mothers name?- Abhi naam nahi rakha hai.. pyaar se mamma hi bulaate hain...
2. What did you do last weekend? As usual on a show.. and yes pleased my mamma with a vegetable I cooked!
3. What is the most important part of your life?Life- Family- RJing
4. What would you rather be doing?Reading my coursebook for masters...(mamma.. getting happier..yee!)
5. What did you last cry over? It was recently itself. (and yes.. for this question.. the answer will be the same forever..i guess ). I cried for my boss.
6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? Peace (not piece!)
7. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? donno..
8. What are you worried about?My next show's trigger..
9. What did you have for breakfast? 4 soaked almonds...5 munakka...1 glass of milk...
Eight you’s:
1. Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?Noooooo- when nobody does this with me... why should I repay them without a reason...(no b/f........!)
2. Have you ever had your heartbroken? Yes... when in kuch kuch hota hai... kajol cries in rain...tujhe yaad na meri aayi......:(
3. Have you ever been out of the country? Plz. don't ask me this question... my sobs double chutti.. no trips!
4. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? mmmmmmmm... Ya I do sit quiet in the studios...!
5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? Yes... and they were.....grrrrrrr!
6. Have you ever had sex on the beach? hahah.. Krupaya... bachche ki umra dekhkar sawal poochein...
7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you? Yes..!! she was my sis... and i tell you... she talks wonderful.. on a vacant chhat..!
8. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? YAAAAA... the book was called... 'THUMBLINA' pages... 29..font size 24...
Seven who’s:
1. Who was the last person you saw? Chaukidaar uncle with a black vardi.. he handed me the studio keys..
2. Who was the last person you texted? Myself... I wrote for myself.
3. Who was the last person you hung out with? Chanky... vaibi... toshi..
4. Who was the last person to call you? Deepanshu... a very cute caller/ in kota for studies.
5. Who did you last hug? My father.At doctor uncle's...(main mar to nahi jaaoongi... :()
6. Who is the last person who texted you? chinks
7. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? My niece
Six where’s:
1. Where does your best friend(s) live? - In my heart... (main ye banakar bol rahi hoo..)
2. Where did you last go? Studios to office space..
3. Where did you last hang out? A restraunt
4. Where do you go to school? Kota
5. Where is your favorite place to be? My listeners' talks... n i wish they always say "...achcha hai...sounds good!"
6. Where did you sleep last night? room main.
Five do’s:
1. Do you think anyone likes you? hhehe.. pata nahi..
2. Do you ever wish you were someone else?No- I am happy to be me..
3. Do you know the muffin man? na... is it something special?
4. Does the future scare you? Finally… ek serious ques...good! Yes- It feels.. m watching Ramu's Phoonk - chapter 9.
5. Do your parents know about your blog? Na... forget blogging... they never ask me about my Rjing also
Four Why's...:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friend? Now you are purposely embarrassing me... I already told best friends..
2. Why did you get into Blogging? Because.. blogger was available...n yes,,. my boss suggested me to blog.
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have? Papa was maintaining the rhyme...
4. Why are you doing this survey? Arrey... I have been tagged for the first time...mazaak hai kya??
Three if’s:
1. If you could have one super power what would it be?No super powers.. only a simple power... to speak sense and behave logical.
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? It's ok.... No change... jab tak puraani cheezien buri nahi hongi... unki buraai kaise karoongi??
3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing, what would you bring? A glass piece... for signals.
Two would-you-ever’s:
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?Yes.. EX-pressions, Ex-citement.
2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? Yes, (But please arrange a wig!).
One last question:
1. Are you happy with your life right now? Yaaaaa. Studios mein achcha lag raha hai..

Now was already fun to answer the wunnerful questions... I wish to tag somebody... I tag.. RJ Sanjal, Toshi, Vaibhav and S. Kumar and even others who wish to take up the tag. Please be generous to answer...!!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

driving.........??? aah !!

The day seems not too pleasing... (tabiyat theek nahi hai na..isiliye..), but never mind.. when days are not fine... writings should be. So, after a previous semi-hit Blog post (aisa main samajhti hoo...sry!).. let me re-begin!!

After a dramatic thought over what to write on blogs, I finally decided that I can share another IGNORANCE of mine...Guess what...???

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. Ammmazzing isn't it?? (If you didn't feel amazing.. I must specify... YOU HAVE TO FEEL AMAZING!!.. for I write for this purpose itself... @!). Neither a two wheeler nor a four wheeler. But yes, if you can ask me to drive public (crazy) I can still give it a try (RJing..!). I remember, I learnt to ride a bi-cycle in class 8.. and when I shared the same thought with a class mate in those days... she retorted, " itni jaldi hi kyon seekhi... thoda aur late seekh leti..". I almost felt like telling her..'it's at least i have learn t... people don't even learn... and they simply bump into people!!' . But then, I thought it's Ok... if she cannot understand.. why waste words...? (hahhhah).

Well..Similar reactions are what I receive as a frequent gift hamper, as and when any 'driving learnt mahanubhaav' realizes "Saavi ko driving nahi aati???", they leave their mouth that wide open, that even a rat can run in n out,- which is immidiately followed by... "to seekh le  na... Ab to tujhe driving aani chahiye... I tell you... bahut faayda  hoga...yaar... you can go anywhere...!" . As usual, I listen to them, keep my mouth blunt shut... re-decide...'main bhi driving seekhoongi'.. and the idea soon.

It's not this way...that I don't wanna learn driving... but as other works.."kabhi zaroorat hi nahi padi...". Thanks to my parents, my sis and my office mates... who have never troubled me with any driving couches. They are actually too considerate to collect and drop me as a courier parcel (added with a raseed also.. lo jama karwake jaa rahe hain ise... please dekh leejiye auntie...).

And yes,I must admit... my each drive event is all a story of... "how to behave as a back-seater". In fact, to present the advantages of being a back seater...

1. You don't have to worry to be can actually tell the person who's driving..."Yaar.. late kyo aaya.. dekh... ab teri wajah se boss daateinge..."
2. You can actually cherish the thought of being a 'Raaychand'. Please understand with an example:
as my younger sis carries me anywhere and everywhere. as I continuously GUIDE her..." Aisa kar saamne waale ki gaddi main ghusa de... khel khatam ye... na tu.. aur na driving!" 
3. Along with this.. by the time the person in front of you is driving, you can always.. search triggers (rjing ke liye khaas), watch the traffic vyavastha (about which you have to comment the next day), watch girls with better dressing sense.. (however, in this area even guys can enter.. if they deservvvvvv...!.)
4. another petty thought.. you feel lovely to wake up somebody unnecessarily...(without realizing his/her trouble).." Chalo...mujhe chhodne kaun chalega...??"
5. You don't have to wait for anybody.. as the driving one is actually waiting for you.."kab aayegi ye ladki..?"
6. Nobody's papa can ever wake you up for any special driving causes..for example/.. "bhua aa rahi hai.. tu jaa kar le aa..." OR .. "beta... shaadi ke liye gift laana hai...chalo chalte hai.."
7. You actually do not let the people know... that you don't know.. that raasta...(yesssss!)
8. Though you have to act as a carrier backstage.. but it's Ok... It's at least better that holding the -'ilzaam of kar diya na accident..! '
9. Plus.. the Chaalaan charges do not bite your pocket..
10. Licensing formalities..with gaadi ka insurance are other activities that you are saved from.....and...
above thissssss

not to lie.. I think I can still invent a few more points... but  ab jhoot na bola jaayega...purely.. I SIMPLY WANNA LEARN DRIVING..
any tips....???

Monday, September 6, 2010

life's different...!!

I must admit... blogging is not an easy affair.... the blog setting confuses me at times... in fact, it has been plenty times that i try to read mine.. but end up into somebody else's...(probably i have to stop reading my own blogs...aah). Any ways with a hope I'll learn soon... another post...

life's different... life's 'chuttiless' !!

Last friday, I completed my 800 shows on air without a miss (people call me the most regular RJ of the city!). Urgently I should feel like Muthaiyyaa Muralidharan or Maruti 800, but sorry to say nothing of this track followed me. In fact, it threw me into the backup memories of my life, where I never wanted myself to be an RJ.

I gave in my auditions because my sis wanted me to... and then because it was quite a little far away from my house, I joined my office. I wasn't my immediate boss's choice nor was I extraordinarily smart (in eyes of myself.. but donno about other heads), but still I was in. When I started working- I thought, I should speak...  10 days later, I thought I should be able to speak with the fader on...  another month later I thought I should be able to speak for 45 secs., two months still forward.. I thought I should be able to speak what People wanted from me.... and finally.. within, six months I felt - 'even I can speak of my choice.. which could be people's choice also!!' So Rjing, is not an easy stunt. And I re-learn from it, each day. Sometimes, it's far more from different.. BUT I AM HAPPY..@!

Well now, when U have known a little about my Rjing staircase, back to 800. So, initially when I had begun... I had never thought that I'll spell my life with RJ ing so regularly... I attended the office so regularly, just because of the following reasons. or in other words I owe my thanks to...
1. My thought, "chutti lene ka koi overspecial reason hi nahi"
2. My office guys, they arranged work or me so regularly.
3. My parents and my family never let me do even my work..(college forms..PAN cards etc.)
4. My boss.. who after 500 episodes thought 'I could do it!'
5. My college... where (by god's grace) the exam timings didn't even clash with the show's (jahan regular student hote hue bhi..I don't attend my college that regularly). on exam days I could rush to my show after exam or vice versa..
6. off-course.. my mike and console...that never went off for three regular hours.... my chair that never broke during the show... our traffic authorities and roads...with which i never met with an accident... my mobile that was on... whenever my boss wanted me on air... the machchars of my house n office,,,.. that ne'er ended me into..malaria...n the list is endless...!
(Please observe the repitition of the word 'regularly' because it can remind you.. I really never took a holiday...).

Anyways, after the thanks giving programme of mine, I should actually share, how 'chhuttiless' it feels when you are regularly on work. So now, for a next few lines.. i have to feel worse than a pensioner.. who has to get much... but gets nothing!!

My Experiences in short (not shorts!:)) The side effects of being a regular RJ..
1. After 6mths of my regular RJing, my Mamma Papa have automatically kept me out of any XYZ holiday plan. However (out of my fear), they still ask me..'chalegi kya..???' immediately followed by... 'ye kaise jaayegi..?'
2. No holiday packagers can ever contact me...!... guides NEVER feel free to catch my numbers... I never get any holiday tour sms's (yeee!)
3. When the office mates are actually discussing their trips, none of them fail to ask me... "yaar tu last time out of station kab gayi thi...???" (Which in turn is followed by a few 'non heard-able comments.)
4. The fact is... I am never able to put my 'yaatra'/ journey experiences on air...No Trains...No Buses... no journeys...!?.. (sirf sadko par chalti hoo... khayalon mein travel karti hoon ..!)
5. My Family members now feel skeptical to even launch a family function... followed by....beta tu chutti to le legi na...!?..
6. I almost bury myself into the core of the earth... when my collegues... my listeners.. my kaam waali aunti ji... the pegion next door...or any actor on television...also talks of moving to another city...
7. i almost feel...'na jaana kisi des laado...'or ''agle janam mohe RJ na keejo..'
8. i shall never be able to tell anybody...'ghaat ghaat ka paani pia hai maine..' city change no ghaat change..
9. but with this my office is all happier... Why?/ DOOSRI JOB KE LIYE BHI INTERVIEW DENE BAAHAR HI JAANA PADTA HAI...
10. My CL...(LEAVES....)...
sorry getting sen-tier... can't write any more.. bye..!!