Lammmmmmmbi si gaddi...!

It's raining cats n dogs... and i'm loving it...(why??? arey... mein likh bhi to rahi hoon na... aise bhi mere blogs aajkal baarish ki tarah hi aa rahe hain... 'BIN-MAUSAM'..omg!!)

Anyways, returning to blogs is something that I love...(love like salman khan's look in bodyguard) and yes... ab... bhoomika band... pakaana shuru...!

So, it was a few days ago when one of my facebook friends posted on his wall about his NEW BRAND INDIGO (gaddi hai gaddi..). And ooparwaala jhooth na bulwaaye... before I could like it... a sort of happily jealous feeling that surrounded me!! (imagine baadal). And if you wish to ask me what is this... happily jealous feeling ??? Then dear reader, it means... main aadhi khush thi.. n aadhi jealous bhi.. Khush issliye because the friend had purchased a gaddi and dukhi+jealous issliye because only a friend had purchased one... matlab.. gaddi sirf wo kyon khareede??? main kyo nahi...???

It's something like... Saavi ... dhikkar hai tere RJ hone par; wo to ek faculty hokar bhi lammmmbi si gaddi khareed chuka... aur tu... ek RJ hokar bhi pitaji ki gaddi mein ghoomti hai... Saavi kahan hai tera zameer??? Agar so gaya hai to usspar paani daal, jaga use... khareed bhi le ek Lammmmmmmmbi si gaddi apne liye... papa ke paas do-do 4 wheelers hain... to kya hua.. hai to papa ki hi... grow up Saavi Grow up...!

So yes... I have grown up... grown up to buy a Lammmmmmmbi si gaddi for myself... Yes! (aaj hi book karwaaiye... offer seemit samay ke liye....!)

PAR AGAR MAINE GADDI KHAREED BHI LI... TO HOGA KYA??? MEANS KE... MAIN GADDI KA KAROONGI KYA??/ Here I think... you must be thinking... "Saavi Beta, gaddi ghoomne ke liye hoti hai...ghoom hi lena.. udaana mat.." Even I know... but problem is... ke in lambi gaddis I face a problem... In fact, if I narrate the same problem to you you will probably think.. Kya Saavi... ye kya tareeka hua... how so low!! To express it better...

15-20 लाख तक की AC वाली गाडी में भी.. my head rolls.. I feel giddy and uncomfortable.. In fact, whenever I sit back in a lammmmmbi si gaddi... I don't enjoy it hard... Isse much much better to Bike hai... (backseater...you see.. chalaaye koi aur , n you ennnnjoy) But I mean it,... agr aisa hi chlta raha...to ऐसी ऐशो आराम वाली आदतों के बिना...नखरो के बिना...how will I turn eligible to be 'अमीर'...??? :P I mean.. log to sochenge... "HOW SO DOWN MARKET..!" OMG!!

And you know what??? I personally feel it...kai baar bike is a favorable option.. like

1. Galiyo se aise nikal jaati hai jaise kareena ki kamar... It's best suited for 'Nainva', 'Itaava' ki streets.. Koi mamma ka laal sab wahan BMW ghusa ke to dikhaaye.. BMW agar nainva ke liye banegi to sirf B hi reh jaayegi (BMW-MW=B.. Sahi hai na...ha... meri maths achchi hai..!! :P) (now don't ask me... ye nainva/itava kya hai... offcourse places hain)

2.Natural hawa ka strotr hai ye... just sit back on bike..n you realize without any fan or Air conditioner you feel like Miss Hawa Hawaaai! OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh (jhonka hawa ka...)

3. The ultimate feeling of a 'heroine'(not kareena, sweethrt....!) comes when you are on your bike... ab waddi si gaddi ke AC main kabhi baal udte hain bhala??? (ye reshmi zulfien ghata si lagti hain...wah wah!)

4. Ek bike ki keemat tum kya jaano Rames babu... 50 hazaar se 1 lakh ke beech mein aa hi jaati hai... usme bhi itni suvidhaayein.. 2 lakh se 2-5 crore ki car se to behtar hi hai.. you see economical!

5. It promotes small families.. infact the government of India can implement as an effective means of population control... it's something like... a two wheeler and U ME AUR HUMARA BABY... ha bada ho jaaye to 4 wheeler le lena.. but you know what these days kids ask for their personal vehicles soon... (humara papa kaisa ho.. gaddi gift karne waala ho..!)

6. Imagine (not NDTV Guys!)- if Roadies was constructed with cars..or BMWs.. the guys would have watched BMWs rather than girls... Or they might be found getting cozier........you know..and ofcourse the contestants should be found voting for the Bmws.. AND IMAGINE.. WHO WON ROADIES 9..??? IT'S A BMW! (CLAPS/^\ CLAPS)

7. It makes you feel the reality.. the nature.. whether it be pelting rains, sadak ke beech ke drains, ditches or be it pollution.. reality to yahi hai... it doesn't make you live a fake life...you live the reality! (ooooo whatta imosanal punch.. good wrk saavi good!)

8. Mujhpar ek ehsaan karna.. ki mujhpar koi ehsaan na karna... I tell you sallu babu.. Bike actually saves you from any ehsaans.. I mean to say ke.. the possibility of taking or giving lift is diminished!!... so sallu babu.. khush to bahut hoge tum??

9. Practically, as and when you take a car.. it takes more time to take it out of garage/ home...gamle hatao... aur kucch ho to bhi take care.. it's almost like.. you need 1(+1)persons for handling a car.. (oye back mat le back... peeche gaay hai gaay... omg!!)

10. If an accident occurs, it's sure.. the parts of cars are harder to find... bike ke to shooker-wooker, seat cover etc etc. to sound bhi easy karte hain... than steering! dashboard grill! injection molds! papa re...!!

11. 'Bike with scooty... making couples' is something you can do.. than in car.. wahan to car par bhi car...(koi achcha lagta hai??/)

Vaise, Dear Reader... by this time (because i think I have already cooked you so hard!) I expect you have actually realized my liking for bikes or you might say..that I have possibly given allllll reasons ke...... main abhi bhi lammbi si gaddi nahi khareed rahi..!! hehehe...

But yes, there's one thing that I'll miss and that is... That ameero types feeling and expression that to give to others... (In a BMW you actually look at others like.. bike par ho... tanik lajja nahi aati tumhe..ISS CHHOTI SI GADDI PAR... KBC KHEL LETE...KUCHCH TO STANDARD BADHEGA!)

N for right now.. bye.. !